Craigsbest: Our favorite TriMet missed connections of February
Craigsbest is our monthly roundup of the weirdest, wonderfulest missed connections on Craigslist.org. All items reprinted as typed. Our blog is sponsored by Drive Less Connect, ODOT’s sweet new carpool match service. Keep connecting, kids.
On one condition
Trimet Temptress – w4w (Downtown) 25yr
(Feb. 6) I see you at the City Center Transit Station several times a week. My bus always arrives before yours, so I never see where you’re going.
You: beautiful, dressed in black, ever-changing kaleidoscopic hair colors, always with your nose in a book, you keep to yourself.
Me: ordinary, brown hair, pale, thin, black jacket. I tried to say hello once but it got caught in my throat and you gave me a wary look and returned to your reading.
I want to know you. You seem so interesting and vibrant. I wonder what your name could be. I’d love to buy you coffee or a drink or dinner or anything you want, just as long as you smile. I don’t care if you’re straight or in a relationship, I’d still like to get to know you. Message me with current color of your hair or the name of the book you’re reading so I knows its you.
One or the other
Streetcar window – m4w (11th and Jefferson )
(Feb. 15) You are brunette (longish). It was pouring and I was crossing the street. You were looking out the window and had a look of utter intensity when our eyes met, so you may have actually hated me. If it wasn’t hatred shoot me a message and let me know what I was wearing.
Doesn’t have to be sexual or anything like that
Handome Salt n Pepper Married Guy on Bus 8 – m4m (NE Portland) 39yr
(Feb. 22) Noticed you on the bus, and you looked at me twice as you were about to get off at your stop. You are quite handsome, fuzzy face, just my type. Like to buy you a coffee, a beer, or even offer you a massage. Doesnt have to be sexual or anything like that – I like straight buddies who are kinda open to hanging out a lil naked sometimes. Hope you see this!
Happy ending
Somebodyyy – w4m (formerly Happy Valley)
(Feb. 13) I saw you on the MAX or I’ve known you for a while.
Thank you for second-hand nutty bars and disliking Boise State
One day I’ll buy you a bearskin rug and serve you mountain spring water on it, and friend your dad
Thank you for Roadside Attraction, City and Colour, the Head and the Heart, and free Chalupas
You had me at “Santa Fe,” and text message photos.
Thank you for dancing in the car, singing to me, and for loving music about as much as I do.
I think of you when I smell cocoa butter or see an ad for jello shots… Sounds KINKy…riiiight?
I
am
crazy
about
you
Thank God our connection wasn’t missed.
Happy Valentine’s Day bay bay
Posted by Michael at 1:26 am March 1st, 2012. Like what you see? Get future posts by email.
